15 Funny Crochet Patterns
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We all know that laughter is the best medicine. Well, we have a whole bottle for you on this page! Life is serious enough, so why not indulge in a few minutes of entertainment?
This page is full of fun. We have 15 Funny Crochet Patterns below to keep you laughing. These crochet projects are fun and unique, which is why we love them so much.
Plus! When we saw this image of a woman crocheting with quite the look on her face, we thought it would be a great idea for a caption contest.
If you have even one funny bone in your body, then we hope you participate. Simply look at the picture and comment in our comment section at the bottom of this page.
Captions can be anything! A pun, a time when you've worked on crochet and could relate to her look, or some other funny thought she could have while crocheting. Give it your best shot and have us all in (crochet) stitches.
Then peruse our funny crochet patterns. You'll find decor, wearables, costumes, and more. Does your friend love pancakes? Then make her a pancake scarf! Find Halloween or Christmas ideas to crochet or simply make someone smile because of a funny crochet piece that you made. The opportunities are endless.
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What caption comes to mind when looking at the image below? You can vote, too. Simply "like" any caption that makes you laugh.
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"What do you mean you no longer need me to crochet your wedding dress?"
Can you beat that?!
Caption contest winner, Brenda (rndtrp42 4318128):
"What do you mean they have discontinued this color? I have not finished the blanket that I started in 1980."
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15 Funny Crochet Patterns
While we're on the subject of laughing, we thought we'd share some of the funniest and amusing free crochet patterns on our site. These funny crochet projects certainly have their place but it doesn't mean we can't have a chuckle at their oddities.
If you are looking to crochet a gift for a friend who has it all, these funny crochet patterns may just be what you need to surprise them. Take a look and we hope they brighten your day!
Das Beard Hat Crochet Pattern
Das Beard Hat Crochet Pattern - Your husband can stay extra warm at the football game by wearing a hat with a built-in beard.
Cute Hot Dog Crochet Coat
Cute Hot Dog Crochet Coat - If you want to make all the neighbors giggle with glee, then you HAVE to put your dog in this!
Butter Me Up Crochet Pattern
Butter Me Up Crochet Pattern - Now you can show your love of breakfast food on your sleeve! You butter toast this brilliant purse idea!
Crocheted Tighty Whities
Crocheted Tighty Whities - We'll let you decide if these are supposed to be worn as real underwear or not...
Bacon Crochet Scarf Pattern
Bacon Crochet Scarf Pattern - We all love bacon but have you ever thought of wearing it? Now you can!
Furry Beast Crochet Gloves
Furry Beast Crochet Gloves - Is it midnight already? Scare your family with these ferociously furry crochet paws!
Garden Gnome Kid Costume Crochet Pattern
Garden Gnome Kid Costume Crochet Pattern - An amusing Halloween costume for your kid. It makes us laugh every time we see it.
Crochet Christmas Tree Blanket Tail
Crochet Christmas Tree Blanket Tail - You've probably seen crochet mermaid tails but how about Christmas trees?
Pancake Scarf Crochet Pattern
Pancake Scarf Crochet Pattern - When this hilarious pancake scarf is folded, it looks like a tall stack of delicious pancakes! Hilarious!
Little Monster Easter Egg Crochet Pattern
Little Monster Easter Egg Crochet Pattern - This charming little Easter pal is a funny and cute alternative to bunnies and chicks.
Bacon and Eggs Pillow Pattern
Bacon and Eggs Pillow Pattern - Bacon's back, baby. This time in pillow form! It even comes with a couple of fried eggs.
The Conan Blimp Crochet Pattern
The Conan Blimp Crochet Pattern - Ok, this project may not be super funny looking but Conan sure is. He has us in stitches nightly.
Dog Poop Christmas Ornament
Dog Poop Christmas Ornament - What better way to represent your beloved pet than with an homage to their business?
Crochet Cat Bus Pattern
Crochet Cat Bus Pattern - Heartfelt and funny at the same time, this funny and cutesy cat bus is a perfect tribute to My Neighbor Totoro.
Minecraft Crochet Pig Pattern
Minecraft Crochet Pig Pattern - Whether or not you are familiar with Minecraft, there is something that's always funny about a cubed pig!
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