Dog Poop Christmas Ornament
This Dog Poop Christmas Ornament will definitely stand out on the family Christmas tree this year. Make this unique crochet pattern in honor of your favorite four-legged friend. This one-of-a-kind ornament is super easy to make using worsted weight yarn. This would also make a funny holiday gift for the dog-lover in your life, or even the family vet. Have some fun with the stocking stuffers this year!
Crochet HookG/6 or 4 mm hook
Yarn Weight(4) Medium Weight/Worsted Weight and Aran (16-20 stitches to 4 inches)
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mulberrygalprinces s
Sep 14, 2018
I posted about this two years ago. I made one for a friend because she was upset with her e.g. For going in the house. It made her laugh and feel better Her furry baby died right before last Christmas and she told me instead of being sad and crying, she pulled this out of her decoration box and laughed. She thanked me for a happy memory.
JaneEK
Dec 23, 2016
I get the joke, but this ornament is not for me. We actually have dogs, so Ive seen more than I care to of the real thing. I can see using some green yarn and turning the poo into a pickle though. You could still do the same features, hat, etc. as called for in the original pattern. Pickles are a favorite decoration for some cultures, so for me, this would be a more aesthetically appealing option.
mulberrygalprinces s
Aug 22, 2016
I bet the people that complain would be the first to laugh at this. They also probably dress their animals up like Santa even though the animals hate it. People need to lighten up. If you don't like it, that's fine, you are entitled to your opinion so don't make it, just move on. You have no right to take away my right to make it though. I think it's funny, and I will make it for my friends who have a sense of humor.
aketch
May 12, 2016
This is an interesting decoration. I will not be including it with other ornaments on my tree. It do understand that some people like to have unusual decorations, however. One of my friends has a real skull from a chipmunk or squirrel hanging on her tree, that a boyfriend had found and given her years earlier.
lmilliken63 423500 1
Nov 13, 2015
Mine turned out to be a little poo as was just using up scraps of wool lol
Member 4963436
Nov 12, 2015
Those who like this horrible decoration for a Christmas tree are very sick. Maybe since you think it is funny why not hang them on your loved ones casket for their funeral. Would they laugh knowing you were hanging crap on their casket? Will not go to this website again if they think it is OK to post this disgusting decoration on their website.
minniejj89 4740058
Sep 28, 2015
Jeez people its just a joke. I'm a Christian and I celebrate Christmas and everything but this is just a silly joke/gag but I'm not saying id hang this on my tree though.
Denver Silver
Aug 12, 2015
This is as disgusting as the tree ornament made with a tampon. Have already complained about that one but it was never removed from this web site. Do the editors of All Free honestly think that either of these are examples of handmade items people want to make or give as gifts. Truly awful.
lucyjane4809 16354 93
Feb 03, 2015
Seriously? Please show a little class instead of low-brow humour.
Think Purple
Nov 26, 2014
It's funny. I would totally give these to people who have a sense of humor.
marykayser 5527737
Nov 14, 2014
How could you even think about decorating a Christmas tree with dog poop? That's disgusting.
marikeet 6610045
Jul 18, 2014
This is gross. I love dogs but not poop. Let's nor make ornaments for the worst part of everything. For a house warming, a plugged toilet, to celebrate a new job as a garbage collector a rotten food ornament, for a new mom a dirty diaper ornament and a full litter box for the cat lover. This is a disrespectful and sacrilegious way to celebrate the holy day of Christmas.
Amifan
Aug 01, 2014
I take great exception to your snide comment about garbage collectors. You sound as though you consider yourself to be a Christian. I highly doubt that Jesus would approve of your disdain for someone who does a hard, dirty and essential job like garbage collecting.
NYCFlapper 6190334
Jan 21, 2014
,The message is "poop is fun" and that Christmas is all about a tree with silly things on it. Well if poop is fun at least be accurate and crochet some ox, donkey and sheep poop, then let the new poop explain the nature of the holiday, since some humans just don't get the point when other humans try to explain.....
liljuan00 4280355
Dec 06, 2013
I am making some of these for my daughter that has a dog and some for my daughters that has cats I think they will enjoy them.
Good Old Granny
Sep 24, 2013
I made this for a dog lover in my workplace. He loved it and asked me to make another for his sister - a dog trainer! I'm not offended at all - it is hilarious! Never seen Southpark, so have no idea what Mr. Hanky is....BUT - I do have a sense of humor. God created humor and probably thinks this is funny too, and a way to celebrate our canine friends (even though they leave presents on the lawn!).
sweet81corvette 43 09393
Sep 22, 2013
Wow!! Some people have no sense of humor what-so-ever!! It does remind me somewhat of Mr. Hanky from South Park, but not an exact match. I find it absolutely hilarious!!
ssach 2317007
Jan 11, 2013
I am sorry if this crochet pattern is offensive to anyone. I have never seen South Park and dont know the character Hanky. This is intented as a gag gift for people who own small dogs, and know what its like to be constintenly picking up dog poop. It has been used as a fund raiser for dog rescues, as well.
dawnie89 1146608
Dec 18, 2012
I agree with most of what everyone has said. I don't like this ornament. I think it is gross and in bad taste BUT I believe this is taken off of a South Park episode involving what I think is a piece of poo they call Mr. Hanky. It is all over facebook. Some love this and have to have one on their tree. I am not one of them ...I don't like South Park either. I do believe in each their own. I'm sure the way I decorate my tree some people wouldn't like.
fabricandyarnlover
Dec 17, 2012
ok, so i have to say that i would never make this or put it on my tree, but i do find it quiet humorous. hee hee!
jaehyun25 5869602
Dec 17, 2012
even this is not human.. just think its one us wants to become human! sorry if im weird but this is me!:)
jaehyun25 5869602
Dec 17, 2012
If you think this is disrespectful, How about learn to appreciate a work of art?? And i dont think Jesus choose, because Jesus choose us all and he loves everything from dust to human, all in this world.. so dont ever say this is disrespectful..let us think this ornament symbolize our acceptance to each other! Merry Christmas! I really love your work! thanks for the pattern! :)
jalucas36 2860557
Dec 16, 2012
Very disrespectful. It shouldn't have even been offered to make.
gomezfamilia1 3872 746
Dec 07, 2012
Does everyone who made a comment lack a sense of humor or what? The poop ornament is equivalent to a the proverbial chunk of coal those on the naughty list receive at Christmas. This tradition has been fully accepted by Americans everywhere so what' the problem with a cute poop ornament, made with loving hands, given to only those you know wih not be offended. It's a joke people! Get it! I think it's hysterical and would get lots of laughs from anyone I give it too. Laughter is medicine for hte soul and I don't think Jesus will be offended by this. Merry Chrismas to all you scrooges!
CrystalKaren
Dec 07, 2012
Ditto all other comments. How could anyone think this is cute??!! What is wrong with you people......too much eggnog?? You are very disrespectful. I notice you havent responded to our comments. Shame on all of you.
Amifan
Dec 07, 2012
This will raise a smile with some, especially South Park fans. I'm a dog lover, but I'm not a dog-poo lover. Not my cup of tea, but thanks for the free pattern ;0) MERRY XMAS!!
yourdestiny0001 80 04573
Dec 06, 2012
very insulting to those who honor the meaning of Christmas...and yes I'm one of them!
sweetfuzz 7594776
Dec 06, 2012
Why would anyone want to display anythingt inspire by fecal material. This is beyond poor taste. This is the second "poop" project I've seen here. Enough, already!
lelaharry 6651681
Dec 06, 2012
wow..this is in questionable taste. Hopefully you will get a box full of it under your Christmas tree.
Fyrefly816
Dec 06, 2012
Looks like this was inspired by South Park, not by dog poop. I honestly expected to see coils... not Mr. Hankey on here. Pretty sure this won't be going on my tree BUT it would be a good white elephant gift for college-aged young adults (or any South Park fan).
mdc2510
Dec 17, 2012
This is totally disgusting. Who selects the projects that are offered on line? They need to be replaced -- this was horrible judgment.
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